But it’s only compatible with a $600 phone.

I get you! I don’t want a knife anywhere near my vagina, thank you! And you’re awake during it, too. Eeeek.

GoT only has one human dwarf, not fantasy Lord of the Rings dwarfs.

Aaaaaggggghhhh, that one drives me crazy, but it just seems to have a new meaning now.

Or succeeded spectacularly?

Like what? Semen all over the victim, still there from 2004?

That’s super.

People who are rude about British food have never eaten any of it!

Agreed!

I don’t usually make them cause I’ve never actually achieved one, but I would really like to get a violin and play the fiddle again. I played when I was a teenager, but was forced to practice every day, which made me hate it for 15 years.

That’s a pretty awesome resolution!

Hahaha, mine have definitely been maudlin.

Short hair? Not wearing a floral-print Laura Ashley dress? DOC MARTENS?

That was horribly sad. It’s amazing how much has changed since the 70s and 80s.

Ewwwwwwww.

It’s all right. The pressure on one another is more extreme when there’s only 2-4 people in a family. I’m not Chinese, but my family is just me and my mum. It is a bit... codependent.

Naw, he wears a diaper, I bet.

I dunno, I get a sub vibe from him.

Agh! Mine thinks I’m in Japan.