What? You’ve never met a creepy asshole before?

Uh oh, you have offended! I don’t see how exactly. I thought that was a good comment.

I actually like this shit. It has rose, lavender and iris. I think it was originally a women’s fragrance.

De... lightful?

Before I watched this, I thought you were serious. Oh, Vancouver hipsters.

HIV! HIV! HIV! USA, USA, USA!

I literally didn’t figure why women’s bikes are different until I was 29. Who wears a skirt biking, anyway? I mean, I sometimes do, but I never really thought it was because “modesty in a skirt.”

Why do so many women’s pants not have pockets? Super annoying.

Bless your heart.

What, you don’t smell your razor between swipes?

Seriously! What’s so hard about “no pink?”

:(

Raven-Symoné! The “é” is silent. [screams wordlessly into the void]

Don’t let his fears control you. If you cave into this fear, there’ll be another person that he doesn’t want you around. It’s never just the one compromise. He’s feeling insecure seeing that you share a bond with people that he isn’t part of, but that’s what having friends looks like.

Oh my, you’re serious?

Whaaaaat?

Haha, that’s what I was thinking!

I like PewDiePie in small doses. He seems like a nice guy, and I’m very immature, so he makes me laugh. JackSepticEye is my favourite Youtube gamer, though. I can see how people would be mystified by that stuff.

So, who’s on board for 5,000 days of Audrina? Besides ME.