The smell of wet earth is the literal opposite of Chanel No. 5. I guess they’re trying to play down the “smells like chemicals” angle. I love Chanel’s fancy (Les Exclusifs) perfumes like Sycomore, Cuir de Russie, Gardenia, and whatnot, but they do not smell like wet earth. None of the Chanel perfumes do. I’ve heard…

Forget it Jake, it’s Jezebel. And I’m hella feminist (and a woman, FWIW.)

Holy shit! That kid was 12! I knew the Afghan police and army did this stuff, but jeeeeez. I didn’t think the US army would stand for that.

I was so sure he was dead when I read about all this. No snark to Kristin here. It’s sad. And their dad must really be feeling it, after he kicked Mike out. I can relate to Mike. I wish he’d been able to get help.

Nice!

“Edgy” isn’t the point at all.

The drug addicts? Smokers? Rollerbladers?

Oh god. I guess it’s always been like this.

Yikers.

Shit

Be a shame, wouldn’t it, if someone were to use ellipses when replying to you...? (Sorry...)

“Okay.” sounds like you’re mad. I don’t know why.

Oh! I thought it was my shitty computer.

What about capital letters? :)

NOT LIKE THIS

The console wars never change.

Damn, that’s the rent on an average 1 bedroom apartment in Vancouver. But then, Vancouver is awesome.

Yeah, 100%. And I don’t enjoy going to hang out with someone and they’re checking their phone every time it bings. Like, that’s politeness now, apparently. It’s just rude to not like that picture of someone’s lunch.

Those are for educational purposes.

Fourteen, uh huh.