I love these fuckin things. Sooo much butter.

That’s terrifying. It was nice of him to let people know beforehand.

[raises eyebrows suggestively]

WHAT IS THIS

IT’S BEAUTIFUL

Yup. Fuggit.

I think they count as gambling under North American laws.

Shushannah, Tiara, Maegan, Mandi. Lord have mercy on us all. Tiara?!! Seriously?

She has a serious resemblance! She looks better though, and Lohan is 7 years younger. Also, Kate Hudson’s middle name is “Garry,” WTF?

Seriously, we didn’t need the picture. Or you could blur it, at least.

EWWWWWW

Wait wait wait. Are frosted tips back? I SAID THIS WOULD HAPPEN, I TRIED TO WARN THE WORLD.

“I just like to watch you guys.”

Ahm feht ahp wis dis wurlt!

She probably gets a flood of nagging and worries when she talks to mom too. Most 18 year-olds hate talking on the phone anyway. I’m 30 and I hate phone calls.

Wowwwwwwwwwww.

Your mom is crazy. And so is her psychologist! Yikes.

I like Kink’s stuff, and it always seemed like they were doing things responsibly. Of course, it only takes a second for things to go wrong. Maybe Adams needs health care and couldn’t afford it without suing someone. And HIV means she probably can’t do porn anymore, so she’s out of work. I hope she can find a new line…