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Haha, once I left one floating in the toilet (years ago, don’t get mad, it didn’t flush) and my male roommate was like “Is that a dead mouse in the toilet? Oh.” But he was chill about it.

ON THE WALLLLLLLS?

My mum TOLD me to flush tampons! I’ve never flooded anywhere! (Don’t need ‘em now I have my awesome Mirena IUD! Woooo!)

Well, he was kind of white. But also muslim.

Yes, but those people are often motivated by the knowledge that if, for instance, these killers were Islamist extremists, that will put millions of innocent people at risk for systemic abuse, suspicion and even violence. If it’s a white person, that doesn’t put other white people at risk of government sanctioned

I’m pretty goddamn liberal, and you have an excellent point here.

Oh yes, here’s one, a postal worker:

Love that one!

Oooooh, I’m jealous.

Could be an additive, probably the sulphites used as a preservative. Red wines have less. Some fancy whites don’t use as much of them. ORRRR if you’re drinking a lot, like I do, sometimes I get a rash when my liver/body gets angry at me and I get alcohol-induced rosacea.

Hahaha, axe! Not needed in Vancouver. Flannel and beard will help you fit in, though. Also a bicycle and some craft beer.

No, I live in Canada, and we have gun control, and law and order.

You’ll fight to the death to protect yourself from death? Logical.

Well, Sandy Hook clearly didn’t work then. Did any gun control happen after that? Not particularly.

It’s fairly easy to kill myself with alcohol; it’s much harder for me to kill someone else, or several dozen other people within minutes, unless I’m driving, and even then, nope. Bad analogy.

Time to start drinking. Just kidding, I’ve already started!

“I came 7 times!”

Yeah, I don’t get why she(?) is being so judgy about this. Everyone’s parts are different.

Good god! That some perv flags, there. I’m betting he watches only shaved porn. :(

Yeah, I hurt a bit, but I’d, um, been stretching it out myself.