goldensloth
baby godzilla
goldensloth

Poly FTW.

Eeeeeeeew, that is disturbing!

Stress can also make women seize up. Been there, had the physiotherapy.

What a turd!

I like Hank Williams, and I like staring at Tom Hiddleston while he says stuff. I’d better see this.

Sounds like a cheap brand of margarine.

Because there has never been a horny 15 year-old girl in history, ever. (Except me?)

Which article?

Ouch.

We had that little Mac when I was a kid! Ah, Shuffleboard Cafe.

Ryan just wants you to get out more.

Her friend must feel awful. I know I would.

It will pass. I’m sorry things are so shitty for you right now, but it will get better. Don’t give up on yourself or your son. He might be acting like a jerk, but he’d be miserable if you died.

That is offensive and derogatory to cunts. People like vaginas.

Because Colorado.

You mean BROCCOLI! :D

I just got it. I AM ENTERTAINED.