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Just got the first one in the Steam sale; really enjoying it. Although playing it on PC without a controller is a bit of a pain. Worth it.

Maybe women only hang around you for the free drinks?

Yeah, he’s insecure about his masculinity and he drinks fucking Bud Light Lime? I’m butcher than that, and I am not very butch. Also I’m a twenty-something female.

Got to wonder, what did she think she’d accomplish? People are so weird.

What a turd! I’m glad you’re away from him. My ex put all the dirty dishes in my bed because I hadn’t done them fast enough for him, so I smashed them all in the sink. They were his dishes. #noregrets (except for ever living with that asshole)

Well, if Meredith Nienhuis of West Olive says so, it must be true! What a lovely start to the holiday. And that last sentence, jesus tapdancing christ!

Dang, what would you do if you had a bear in the house? :) signed, A Canadian

What a nightmare!

YIKES, that sounds like a shitshow!

Weird! It’s the opposite in Vancouver. Raincoats for locals, umbrellas for fancy people. Either way, everyone gets rained on from every direction.

But at the end of November? The harvest is earlier, innit? Depends where you are, I guess. Us Canadians had Thanksgiving 6 weeks ago. But I really want turkey now, just from reading about US Thanksgiving.

What a bunch of monsters! Holy shit!

Makes me glad most of family is dead, and/or in Australia!

That’s what I was thinking. Hope they have an extinguisher nearby! (I kind of hope it catches on fire, but that’s mad bitchy of me.)

My mum got offended at my spa package because she it implied her “old face” needed the facial.

Whyyyyyyy?

I had one, I think they do them with everyone, and there’s going to be stuff going in your vagina anyway. They asked me if I wanted to see the screen or the printout. I thought it was kind of neat. I still have it. Closest I’ll ever have to a kid! It looks like a zit. That was almost exactly a year ago, come to think

Why not both?