I bet having sex with an actual garbage dumpster on fire is a breath of fresh air after being married to Kanye.

watching Tim Baltz treat the milk in his wine glass like actual wine while Judy talks in the first episode is one of the funniest background moments I’ve ever seen.

don’t count out flashbacks. or a twin brother!

Judy Gemstone is quickly rising up the rankings of All Time Great Comedic Characters.

Jesus fucking Christ. It’s a brick oven because there are bricks inside of it not because it’s surrounded by bricks. I made pizzas for 15 years. I know what I’m talking about.

Thought this was cool and showed this to my son and he says, “I want to poop in there.”

Hoark. no please

I did, which made the whole thing even more frustrating. I work in finance and the amount of due diligence on M&A / investments far smaller in scale than Theranos is exhaustive. The idea that this much money was thrown at them with this little oversight frankly makes me less sympathetic to the investors they duped. 

I find it fascinating how hung up you are on this, going as far as to argue point by point with a previous commenter. I mean wtf are you even doing here lol

How long did it take you to confirm with the owners of all those pizza restaurants that they didn’t start out selling from their homes? More people are preparing and selling food from home than you will ever know. 

I think some men really hate women who look feminine but don’t adequately perform social femininity, i.e. acting pleasant and subservient. They can’t just dismiss you as ugly & unfuckable (their go-to misogynistic insult) but they also can’t relegate you to eye candy. You fall into a weird gulf of uncontrollability…

People who advocate for repressive lifestyles always have weird shame kinks and that is why they insist on nobody else living out in the open, free and honestly because it takes some of the grease out of their sicko wheels. It’s the only way they get their jollies and eff that honestly. Be free be honest and be out…

At this point I think it’s fair to say that “conservative values” are just whatever they think will give them a boost at any given time.

People in power, regardless of who they hate, will always eventually open their doors to anything, if they think it will give them a longer life. Trans people are the current…

I also don’t know why he’s pretending like “pale” isn’t his number one criteria for who is attractive.

nasty calluses that would take a cheese grater to grind off.

Or when I wanted to study abroad, they told my parents I’d be kidnapped and raped even though they’d been abroad many times alone when they were teenagers.

Conservatives: Fashion is stupid, feminine, and ridiculous. Real men don’t worry about fashion.

Why are you being so difficult? He told his story. Who asked you for your imput? Good grief, there’s always someone like you who can’t just move on but has to open their mout and spout a bunch of garbage. 

Def not legal! But only a narc would ask that question.

And I am always interested to hear why some vocally childfree people end up changing their minds, if they’re willing to share (and curious even if they’re not).