Again I don’t fuck with her for these reasons, but I draw the line at caricature/minstrel. She is who she is. It’s not her fault that white women love to say stupid shit like she’s their “ratchet spirit animal” etc. She’s been colonized by idiots who know nothing about what it means to be ratchet and the psycho…

I find it interesting that they’re using DNA technology in this way while how many rape kits are still left untouched?

Now...how many rape kits are not tested in Georgia?.......2,900 as of April of this year. That’s right.

I’ll probably get flamed for this, but Mama Mia is a shitty musical. It sucks. I even like ABBA! But, goddamn is this shit trite.

i legit thought that was lady gaga in that picture.

I think William and Catherine have done an excellent job with making the monarchy relevant to modern day society. So has the Queen, actually. Some examples: The Queen changed the Succession to the Crown Act so that a female heir to the throne isn’t bumped down the line in the event of the birth of a male sibling (she…

Chrissy Teigen gets too much credit.

The best part of this whole thing is Chrissy Teigen can smell a good Twitter Smack down about to happen from miles away and drops everything.

Seems to me that Rosanne is trying to ride Stormy’s coat-tales to fame.

That exchange was awesome, Stormy twitter is brutal.

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

It seems that she likes to cultivate an air of mystery but I suspect she’s just boring.

Or that they are a masterchef because they whipped up a box of kraft mac and cheese. “OMG THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING I HAVE EVER TASTED. I did it! I got big boy underpants!”

Seriously. If and when they DO show up they’re heroes, of course.

What amuses me is that men have so much more freedom than women to just “check out.” Sure, their kids will be distant, but society at large is generally just like, meh. Whatever.

My ex was always checked out like your dad. And then he turned 50 and had a big ol’ cliché; bought a motorcycle, and went off to spend more time with himself. The shocker for him was that it didn’t make a damn bit of difference to the family. He left and we hardly noticed. (Update: he’s still miserable. Another…

My SIL wanted to go to the local women’s march but my brother - an otherwise good man - said since she’d been traveling all week for work she had to stay home and watch the kid because he was sick of it.

That guy is dumb.

That’s not a roommate, that’s a cat. Actually, you are better off evicting him and getting a cat.

“Adult roommate” is such a perfect description of my dad, if by “roommate” you also mean someone who doesn’t pay rent consistently, never cooks, cleans, or wants to go out. My dad nevers want to spend any time with his four kids, even when we’re all home. Seriously, he can’t even be bothered to watch us all open our…