Apparently it's too early for people to understand humour. This is obviously a joke (not necessarily a good one), due to the massive ads around the article.

You realize that you'll be online, whether or not you plan to play with other people, right?

Not quite sure why you've chosen to be so pessimistic about it. I ended up opening a case with Origin, a customer service rep called me back in about 5 min and completed my refund. Don't be so quick to judge. You could have possibly persuaded someone not to even try for a refund, even though it's possible to get…

I just logged a support case with them and am waiting for a rep to call me.

Do you only have dial-up in your area? The minimum requirements is a connection with 256kbps down and 64kbps up. I'm not defending the online requirement of the game, which I hate. I'm just curious as to how you can't meet those very low requirements.

I'm really unhappy to hear the single player experience isn't any good.

Yes, I am Canadian. If people didn't know what they were buying, I'd expect to see a large number of open box units, from customers exchanging the system for the regular version. I don't though.

The PS3 Slim replaced the larger model in the market, so removal of features would have been a bigger deal. The Wii Mini did not replace the regular console, so people have a choice. If it replaces the original, I could understand all the hate directed towards it. Given that it's simply another option for…

A brand new Wii, purchased today, will not play Gamecube games. Nintendo removed that support a while ago, along with the GC controller ports. That just leaves online capability, which isn't something everyone uses. If someone want online support, they can get the regular model. If they don't want online, they can…

Makes me want to buy the game, just to see what I can make happen. Is there a difference in glitches between 360 and PS3?

That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Is the game that glitchy or is this a Gary's Mod type thing?

It's kind of silly to make a statement like this and not back it up with why you feel that way. I personally prefer Pinball Arcade, but that's because I don't care for the overall art style and table layouts which are found in Zen Pinball. I can still appreciate that Zen Pinball is a fairly solid pinball game with…

It has happened many times in the past. A good example is the PSOne, which was launched several months after the PS2. Not everyone wants the latest and greatest. Releasing a cheaper version of the last generation model makes it an easier impulse buy. I've seen a lot of people walking out of Best Buy with Wii Mini…

I read just fine, thanks. You stated there are only 15 good games in the Wii library. I stated that was your opinion, to which you replied it wasn't opinion and instead was fact because you declare it to be.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you had the final say on what games are good and which are bad.

Not everyone likes to buy used systems. Also, keep in mind that more recent Wii consoles cannot play GC games.

That's your personal opinion and you're welcome to it. I am personally a huge fan of the Wii and have a collection of just shy of 70 retail games for it.

I don't understand the hate for the Wii Mini. It's a cheap system with a strong game library. Seems like a great deal to me.

I love my GBA Micro. I still play it on a regular basis.

Has it been confirmed whether the Wii U port has officially been canned? Call me crazy, but I'd still like to give that version a play through.