Disappointed. Thought there’d be some cool life hack like, prick your finger and let the blood drop into a bowl of warm water and read the letter it forms or something like that.

In a VAN down by the RIVER?

“This is historic: Leslie is the first Black actress to portray Batwoman in a live-action television or film production.” Er, yes, but she’s also only the second actress to play a Batwoman in an official live-action TV series or movie, so, while this is certainly a notable casting for network television, I don’t see…

They’re going to need to back this up by showing her doing exactly that during the first episode. Otherwise, they got my hopes up for nothing.

“Batwoman: God Friended Me" sounds like a really interesting arc

Today Ryan lives in her van with her plant.

Wouldn’t one of them have been for the Wizard?

Wanting to be your lover’s tampon is neither sweet, nor dorky.

My pet theory is the Queen is trying to outlive Charles and pass it directly to Will.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

This review makes the movie sound like exactly what I wanted out of the first one. Less time spent on human characters I don’t care one bit about and more kaiju fights featuring ridiculously awesome looking monsters. 

Perfect movie length: 1 hour and 30 minutes.