I’m so conflicted. On one hand, I’m loving Comey’s takedowns. On the other, I’m tired of his sanctimonious vibe and essentially tipping the election because he assumed Hillary was going to win.

Maybe Pedro would be alive if he had a gun too.

Deleting Twitter would better rectify the mistake. Just ignore me. I’m just a grumpy old 36 year old that finds social media to be an unholy hellspawn.

People that still choose to eat meat don’t care about consequences. Flavor is the ONLY thing that matters.

The bad news : AV Club was finally bitten by the Kinja zombie

That guy is pretty impressive, even without the super-soldier serum.

Trainer: We’re going to have to take you to the hospital.

“Well, that’s great. I’ve been dating too. Nice girl. An author. She wrote the book on male sexual dysfunction. You’ve probably read it.”

Not sure what’s more concerning:

yup... it was about 2-3 years later that the awe finally wore off and people realized in general how bad of a movie that was. He should’ve capitalized in that window.

I was told there would be no math in Kinja.

Hopefully the skank bought a shirt with it.

I think about it like this, some probably survived after the species was declared extinct. But there were probably so few that population couldn’t have sustained itself for long so they probably died out in the 50s or something.

One ping only, please.

I mean, can you prove to me that a planet can’t appear out of a wormhole and slam into ours? We’ve already seen it happen in documentaries like Transformers and Doctor Who