What?  They just drive you across?  How is that safer?

I hated it because it’s too bulgy and the butt looks weird.

The hardest part was trying to rhyme something with “orange”.

Usually, if you are found guilty of a crime, one of the rules of probation or parole is that you don’t leave the country, which would be weird as the President to not be able to travel abroad.

He finally won the unanimous popular vote fair and square!

The court can also saddle him with all kind of post conviction conditions and rules, and we all know how good he is at following rules....

And so it was later

Couldn’t happen to a more deserving guy. Heck, most of the evidence has already been made public and showed him to be totally guilty. The jury got to see and hear even more of it, so anybody believing Trumps lies, that this was all rigged by Joe Biden to keep him from being president, wake up. This compulsive liar and…

Pretty sure he’ll get house arrest. No way they’ll punish some poor secret service agent by making him spend months in a jail cell guarding Trump.

If it was a car, yes, instead it just looks like every other dumb SUV Chevy offers.

Logical.

Since Musk can’t be President, he can use Trump as a “useful Idiot” just like Putin used him, to exert his will. And if you think being Musk’s sock puppet is below Trump, he’s barely there mentally and desperate to pay for his many legal fees.

That’s what we need; Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber joining forces to create Team Stupid. Pretty sure Trump would gladly let Musk play Shadow Puppet Daddy as long as he kept funding his legal bills.

Those guys have balls of steel to still be willing to go on this thing.

Yes, but captive ones have, so it’s possible, especially if you do something stupid to anger one by belly flopping onto it.

I’m sure Mustang drivers are all breathing a sigh of relief that they are no longer the biggest asshats on the road.

That’s what we need, idiots that have no idea what they’re doing behind the wheel of a 10k gvwr vehicle that goes 0-60 in 3 seconds and is made entirely of thick ass stainless steel and sharp corners.

At least he’s doing it with a legit company. Triton Subs makes the world’s deepest diving sub. They actually know what they’re doing, unlike Oceangate’s Rush/

Gee, maybe when your CEO isn’t a giant public asshat, it makes a difference in sales. Alienating your own customer base is basic business smarts, bun not for Genius Boy Musk.

Or paying 44 bill just so you can do it be the King of Twitter.