Ah yes, look at how obese I am:

As I remember it, the media ripped them to shreds. I don't recall hardly anyone giving them the benefit of the doubt. The lacrosse team had to cancel the rest of their season because of the accusations, the coach was harassed, had his home vandalized, and was forced to resign, and photos of the accused were plastered…

Lily white city?!?! You don't know Durham. We at one point had a black majority and in fact the city is thought to be "crime-ridden" by people in surrounding counties who are afraid of black faces. Don't confuse the Duke U population with that of the city - they are very different.

But I like my digital grandma... D:

I love watching people pop huge pimples and/or blackheads :3

Anyone else here a picker? My fiancee has a spot on his back that always gets a tiny blackhead and I'm the fucking devil with that thing.

Thank you for risking your livlihood to help desparate women, although I do hope we can get to a point where you are no longer needed.

If I was still living in Alabama my response might have been, "well... bless your heart." Some of you will know what I'm saying.

I'm sure you're right. I didn't live in Raleigh for very long (only about 10 months) and I've only really spent significant time in the Triangle and in Asheville. I know Wilmington is really nice, and I've heard good things about Greensboro, but when I think of scary places I think of places like Fayetteville, which…

Also, anyone in NC—-we are planning a big "Moral Monday" demonstration on July 8. You all should plan on showing up if you're in the state.

Because this may be my best opportunity on Jezebel to use my username for pedantry, it's Tar Heel, not Tarheel.

North Carolina is an awesome state full of awesome people.

God dammit. I love my home state. (Keep Asheville weird!) and this is just pissing me off. NC has some amazing people and wonderful places and great schools and this is just tainting the state. This is why I stay in the south- I stay to fight.

Georgian born and bred (not inbred, thank you). You forgot the Christian Racist. This is probably the most trollable racist. All you have to do is discuss Jesus in the historical perspective and the inherent colors of the region where Jesus was born and raised. For good measure, it's permissible to throw in the…

No. Texas is Texas. No Southerner considers it the South and no Texan will ever consider it part of the South either.