Someone hasn't seen Mac and Me in a reaaaaaaaaaally long time. (that's my vocal fry coming out.)

It's coming out on Blu-Ray soon. A remastered version with better sound, not the MST3K version sadly.

I rewatched this on Youtube Monday night and it while I adored it as a kid, it's aged worse than Cool as Ice.

I love you for combining the Sugarbaker sisters and the wizarding world of Harry Potter!

I laughed aloud.

Thanks for stereotyping.

Thank you for being a voice of reason here. It's a shame that someone has to say this every time Twilight/Hunger Games/True Blood/ insert stereotyped genre here is mentioned on the site.

I love you for this comment.

I figured that. I also figured that it's none of my business if she'd bleached her hair or not — it's not like she's slamming jello shots. Or mainlining heroin. Or drinking 8 cups of coffee a day like my mom.

I kept looking at her hair because it was dramatically lighter/darker and thinking "Please have wet hair and not be bleaching at X months."

I think Audrey Tatou might have "stolen" from you first.

If this is heralding the end of DadBoners, I hope Karl goes out by re-tweeting himself Dead Poets Society-style: "Live life like there's NO Heaven. Get the job done now. Go all out. The works. The Big Man won't ask you to the dance if you look desperate."

This is why try not to call 1-800 numbers from my cell phone or sign up for anything using my real name and email address or phone if possible.

"I can only assume that they are compiling information from other sources that have not been authorized to share my information." Unless you're reading the terms and services of every single website you utilize/sign up for, it's safe to say that the information might come from legitimate (if underhanded) sources.

It's full of secrets.

"... suffocates any lingering nasties." Can she please come narrate my life? (and bring me a baby sloth.)

Your comment is absolutely the most perfect and correct way to reference Red Dawn without beating it to death with a wombat waving a boomerang. Thank you!

The only appropriate thing I believe one can yell at woman on the street is "I read Jezebel! Air high five!"While walking at a comfortable distance away from me.

Too late! I already printed off and put a bunch of these in the mail last week. Next year, everyone will get Hodor hodor, Hodor.

I DO NOT LIKE THIS HEADLINE. Seriously I got a little dirt in my eye contemplating the thought as I clicked through to read.