Thank you for including number 10 and not mentioning the South. I'm glad someone recognized that not all white trash stereotypes germinate below the Bible Belt.

I think the corgi is cuter of the two but I believe in cat domination.

Wallace Stevens doesn't like your line breaks (but loves your use of language Annalee!)

I think you could have gotten away with "The whole damn thing" Cyriaque :)

Swoooooooooooooon- oh you crazy songsters.

Thank you for turning my consonant-less keen into a logical statement. This entire round is giving me a connipton fit.

I was thinking the same thing. Get the people behind Carnivale and the art director for The Cell and just throw wads of money at them.

I was thinking the same thing- lose the beard for authenticity but then there would be no lush beard.

Dear CW,

As one of the sensitive sniffers, I've had to leave work before when a former co-worker decided that he should body tag himself with some horrible spray once a day in our non-A/C office.

Vince Faraday.. he dead.

I actually thought Jonsi was going to be performing. Silly me- thinking the Oscars would be kewl ;)

I was wondering if they're going to get ritalin in the after-party goody bags myself.

It sounded like Icelandic scat to me.

I second this! Also whither Tura Satana and Ingrid Pitt?

I don't mind a little rushing of the speeches. If there wasn't cue music, Aaron Sorkin would still be up on stage thanking the mice in the rafters.

James Franco needs to better his heel-walking skills to work that dress correctly.

A whole new way to spell meta.

From your mouth to Ms. Ditto's ears (and hips.)