you know, i've never actually seen a real one of those. i thought it'd be more... bag-like.

i say that the best convention costume to wear is Deadpool. then you can be in anyone's pictures, regardless of what character they are, and it's like "oh hey, and deadpool"

from the videos i saw, the battery itself was glued down and required quite the amount of expertise and skill (and heating) to remove. i haven't seen one with these easy to remove command strips.

i don't think amazon gets to keep the winners design or anything. it's just an open challenge for engineers. they're probably more interested in discovering talent than some groundbreaking robot.

ok, a guy falling through the center of the earth for 38 - 42 minutes? that'd be an interesting movie.

but many of these, like the biker bar scene and motorcycle shots in T3 were deliberate nods to T2. what about T1 and T2?

oh! they should remake Old Yeller!! into a trilogy!

adding new Terminators didn't really work out too well

WE ARE DEAD! WE ARE ALL DEAD!!!

like being blandly handsome with a venereal disease?

well the original Terminator sounded like a bad episode of The Outer Limits http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soldier_%…

maybe he was an unprofessional douchebag.

and Bruce Willis is the father of Jai Courtney. full circle. now Die Hard 5 makes sense.

that actually makes sense that T3 and Salvation is an alternate universe from T2. that explains why the flash forwards in T2 had lasers and shit, and Salvation had busted guns and angry Christian Bales.

... and in the third movie, John Connor sends the T-800 to recruit the help of a little guy named Wolverine.

i've literally never heard of anyone vouching for Jai Courtney... wait a minute... Jai? is that you?

OH MAN, THIS MOVIE IS GONNA BE AWESOME!!! THAT SCENE IN THE TRAILER, WHEN THEY'RE ON THE BRIDGE, AND THE SCHOOL BUS FLIPS LIKE 50 FEET IN THE AIR, AND... sorry. i'm really not that excited about this movie.

damn, "requel" is so good. i've been calling them "resequelboots". people often mistake me for saying "me sequin boots". like i'm some kind of flamboyant leprechaun.

poor Jai Courtney. nobody seems to like him. just kidding. fuck that guy.