the hopscotch piece is obviously a commentary on the futility of man's efforts to define God.

but saying that a removable battery help protect from drops is a stretch. you could make the same argument that gluing down components helps with shock absorption.

iphone 4 is like the lego of home phone repair. it's a little unfair to compare something from 5 years ago (that's like a whole lifetime in gadgets). the iphone 6 is a fairer comparison, and it requires heating glue and the same basic steps. samsung and apple are doing the same thing, no need to call out one over the…

but how else are they gonna stop illegal street racing? the real criminals.

that's how i feel about android phones.

which (the/2) Fast and (the/2) Furious is the best? hmm...

what if you drop your phone face down? or on the sides? or worst of all, the corners.

ironically, both planned obsolescence and cost savings are long term strategies to making a better phone. if they can save money on making phones now, they can spend more coming up with better phones in the future.

i just want like a cheap plastic back. maybe some weird leather option. they never listen.

maybe it just might be. with that kind of attitude.

hi, this is Dave from iPhone Sales Marketing and Strategy. i'm calling Mr. Cook.

you start your post with a comment on how well you're taking sales away from samsung by reselling their phones. why should they cater to you?

shame on samsung for appealing to the masses. they are ignoring you and those fine details that matter to you, but not to most others. fuck those guys.

i don't get why you had to take shots at samsung by comparing dissembly ease to an iPhone 4. especially when your point was that it doesn't matter anyways.

it's like Jupiter is the cue ball.

lame. i'm waiting for the smart washer/dryer/oven. on Verizon 4G LTE.

this might be way over my head because it makes no sense.

detective: alright, i just swiped the target's phone. now crack the pin so we can get in and install the tracker without them knowing!

#10 X-Pro II: makes everything better.

despite that x-wing scene in the trailer, i'm willing to bet that there isn't too many space dogfight scenes in Episode VII. there's just too much plot to cover. so a space dogfight-centric movie makes sense to fill that void.