you should have been like: hey lady, it's "M" for "mint". and "N" for "need to get the fuck outta here with your nasty ass keyboard."

i'm ok with the electronics in the bathroom deal. the bathroom isn't that dirty. i mean, i keep my toothbrush in there. right?

anything, but the shame.

looks like mr. microbiology over here has all the answers on his fancy 3 year old spotless notebook with the pristine trackpad. oooooooh... so marvelous. btw, i'm being sarcastic.

i don't know this guy, but judging by his screen name "Window Cleaner", i'll bet that he knows what he's talking about.

why do that, when they make these?

have you ever done a Blue Screen of Death? that's when you're about to cum, and then you punch Crtl + Alt +Del real hard, and jizz on the screen.

Jizz Wipes: For Electronics.

didn't Doc specifically say something about the aluminium body of the DeLorean being critical to the time machine?

whatever google has patented, these probably don't have. Barrier to bring a competitor.

anyone else bothered by the fact that this is not actually 8 bit graphics?

in that case, they should have also worn a flame proof layer that protects against dragon fire, and carried laser reflecting crystals to defend against all the other ways ebola can't attack them.

they are. literally. just ikea bags taped together. another reason why ebola is beating us right now. come on guys!

fun fact. even if you've been cured of ebola, there's still a chance you may spread it through your semen. the CDC officially recommends wearing a condom for at least three months if you plan to have sex after recovering from ebola.

ebola is not an airborne disease. so unless a good amount of infected bodily fluid got into the small opening, crawled through the facemask, and got into the guys mouth, he's fine.

thanks. but...

"car" (kär)

this is a deep philosophical question of responsibility.

what about... video games? you could make an argument that the controller is loosely defined as a ball (if a dart is). it's standardized to all players and requires skillful manipulation in order to win. there is active defense (other players), and points are scored objectively. gaming is a sport?

is it just me or does the Tonight Show have the best concepts for a bit (this one is inspired) but usually awkwardly fail in execution.