well they could spend 90 minutes on how the enemies acquire the kryptonite...

false!

they often re-use songs for trailers, no? the LOTR trailers (and several more) used "lux aeterna" from Requiem for a Dream.

the military also spent over $15 billion and 20 years to get "zoom and enhance". but it was totally worth it.

people driving cars. computers driving cars. dogs driving cars... food driving cars?

"heh, child's play"

recipe for a summer 2013 action sequel trailer:

a storage closet inside the store room?

kind of like how people buy expensive italian made sports cars but never take it out on a race track or rarely push it over 100 mph.

you can probably expand "the shoe market" into "fashion". and expand "fashion" into "materialism". something about people willing to spend extra money on a certain brand name / edition of something so that it makes them feel better about themselves. i was able to procure something that you and most people other…

you're comparing phones to shoes. i was comparing the marketing of one "special" brand of phone to another brand of phone and the marketing of one "special" brand of shoe to another brand of shoe.

question for Christy: what's the minimum amount of people that need to be in an elevator for my farts to be untraceable?

for auction? this belongs in a museum.

what the fuck was nokia thinking? this shit is ridiculous. fuck yeah this is fucking overkill. i mean, fuck. they probably spent a couple thousand dollars to do this shit too. and what the fuck is a "sound designer"? that shit sounds gay as fuck.

took a viagra before a basketball game. nobody wants to post up the guy with a boner.

someone said it out loud.

what? you mean all your clothes don't come from Wal-mart?

nerds. you think "stealth" actually means stealth. in the sneaker world "stealth" just means "mostly black".

air jordan is the apple of basketball shoes. people here get this excited over the release of a new iPhone, but nobody really says "AHHH THE NEW MOTOROLA CAME OUT!1!eleven". it's the same principle. jordans and iphones are special, but adidas and motorolas are just another phone. it's all about branding.

the same reason why clark kent doesn't use his powers to be a firefighter, police man, soldier, professional athlete, etc. it would be unfair to the rest of humanity. however, if humans need his super brain he's willing to offer it as superman (in the comics, superman is a regarded as a great scientist among other…