they'd have to heavily edit the story of his heroin days back in the early 2000's.

yeah way to kill the planet. be green. CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!!!

before passbook, i had been doing this:

ah, we got a detective here!

i wish the video showed it in action.

you know those youtube videos where it's like nyancat for 10 hours? i love those.

uh... what does anything casey chan posts have to do with tech?

actually, it's the opposite: antidisestablishmentarianism

so is "sanchez" an english word?

i'll help you get started:

John McAfee is said to be involved...

3,600 ipad minis? didn't they sell 3 million of those in the first three days? so 3,600 is like how many they sold every 5 minutes. the ipad mini. who's the real thief?

3 scenes as in... 3 locations/set pieces? or three continuous 30 min shots? that'd be cool. kind of like that movie Silent House.

"we can't find his turtleneck! oh god! where is the turtleneck?!?!?!"

wait, which instagram filter is that on the left?

not yet. you gotta take that bloody tissue and put it in a frame. then it's art.

wait, i've been paying comcast $7/month to rent a modem.

he didn't take just some old nike shoe though. those are the nike mcfly huperdunks which were specifically made to resemble the nike MAGs in BTTF.

wait, my ipad is my go-to device. so my ipadmini will be my backup go-to device, and my iphone 5 will be my emergency go-to device. either way, it's imperative that i be able to see all of the food pics my friends upload to facebook in realtime without walking 3 feet from my bed to my computer. because... my life…

"ew, i have too many friends on facebook. i'm invited to too many parties, and too many people leave me messages on my wall."