Hell no I didn't leave. I just gave her a death stare and went back to watching. She did deflate my balloon somewhat though. My two roommates really hated her but did not say anything until after we broke up.

This is sort of the reverse but back in the '80's I found out the Residents were coming to town and I knew it would be a very cool and deeply weird experience not to be missed. I told the girl I was seeing at the time about it with full disclosure on the weirdness meter and asked if she wanted to go. She said sure.…

The reasons to love Robocop just keep piling up.

Labia - Beef curtains

i.e. Because they can.

I say Huzzah to you, your good lady wife and your sweet Nemesis!

Apologies if someone posted this already but this is my favorite gag from a movie overflowing with hilarious ones.

Thus resulting in a serious liver condition.

Please tell me that Eve Plumb is involved in the new films.

And that he's the hottest on the list.

Pinhead from Hellraiser.

And gimp suits!

That's a problem? You can find pretty much whatever gets you off on Tumblr.

Ooh, ooh, another one. By the time I got to Florence I had been through a big chunk of Europe and had seen a lot of churches but the Duomo was something else altogether. The train arrived early in the morning and we walked to the square where the cathedral is situated. My friend and I were aware of the significance of…

Amen to all that. Frank with the gas inhaler held up to his face is my current Facebook profile pic.

I went with a bunch of college friends to the movies. They all wanted to see Harold and Maude, which I love but had seen three or four times already. I opted instead for a movie called Blue Velvet that I had heard was weird and compelling but knew nothing else. Holy hell. I got absorbed into Lynch's violent psyche…

I'm in the same camp, Deltoid, although you need to be careful in usage because most people do NOT like the word cunt. Also, there is clearly a difference in definition in other parts of the world.

I usually shorten it to vag (soft g).

I read that the raid was conducted by Homeland Security. What the hell is that all about!?

Are you a Lyle?