I'd say they're more scalpeled than chiseled.

Followed by a dick joke.

THANK YOU. That movie is so great.

Though popular in Cantonese qui. . . oh wait, @Colonel_Mustard:disqus beat me to it. Quite appropriately.

"So why do they call you Cookie Cutter?"

Actually, Christine Taylor. So, even more bland.

Wait, so he's starting up Feb 24? Isn't Fallon starting the Tonight Show the week before? Are they just re-running old Late Nights until then? So we're going to have a week of Fallon, followed by Fallon?

A little too ironic, I really do think.

Shit! She was great! I'm gonna have to dig out my copy of "Love Is A Dog From Hell" tonight in her honor.

Actually, this reasonable discussion took place yesterday. Grandma didn't let you use the computer last night?

I like to think "Flying" was just Ringo singing aloud in the urinal, which some mic picked up randomly, and then the band decided to lay a backing track behind it.

I'm not sure if you were trying to be as sarcastic as my post was, but if you were, well done!

Wait, who?

Okay, I'll rephrase it. Oh my God, he knew about Manson at least one year and seven months before Manson did anything, probably longer because I'm guessing he wrote the song before they went in and recorded it!!!!

It would have been funny (and atrocious) if they'd just CGI-ed Dave Grohl, Brad Paisley and Katy Perry into the '64 performances.

Levon Helm? He wrote a couple things anyway.

By this logic, we can infer a couple other things, too:

Funny thing, "Hey Jude" is one of the only Beatle songs that does absolutely nothing for me. I often wish I'd been alive when it first came out, because it seems like for everyone who lived through it, the song was transformative. For me, it's just been a song that's always supposed to have been important and…

Not to mention, he too is dead.

Album: Revolver.
Song: "Happiness Is A Warm Gun." Wait, no, "I Want You (She's So Heavy)." Wait, I mean "In My Life," "In My Life," that's it. Oh, hold up, it's "Here Comes The Sun." Or "Nowhere Man?" "I've Just Seen A Face?" "Old Brown Shoe?"