pretty sure by presenting it shes giving her consent for us to view it. and im not making it about what i want it to be about because i want it to be about 8 minutes shorter than it is

shes wanting it to be about rape. and by insisting its what it isnt because shes insisting on deciding for me what im taking away with…

suicide isnt a motive. get a dictionary. turn to the M section. read.

a drill and a hanger is also how to make a hooker slushy

price can also vary dependant on edition. usually 50$ ~ 100$

until i get a ceremic top stove, ill stick with my cast iron ive used for 25 years

until i get a ceremic top stove, ill stick with my cast iron ive used for 25 years

dodecahedrons even

trapezoids.

the weird drop shadow on those hex icons annoys the shit out of me

which sucks, because otherwise those icons would be awesome

down the street, not across the road

i find its best to just drink it round the clock until you go to bed, and then start a coffee IV drip for when youre sleeping.

why does superman look like adam sandler?

no bucket?

i always subscribe to cable tv when i need some spare coax

isnt that sorta like saying if you cant afford to date the prettier girl?

sorry, but ever since they went digital, scrambled porn just isnt the same anymore

a calculator? is that because macs cant do basic math? or because mac owners cant?

basketballs! the cheaper alternative to getting over your lazy tendencies and just using a vacuum

if i need 5 granola bars and extra batteries for my camera, i think im going to be gone a lot longer on some little day journey than where i only need 2 cans of water

they do. its called that stack of DVD-Rs on my shelf ~_^

1 can of refried beans, 1 can of diced tomatoes w/ cilantro and peppers, a fistful of shredded cheese + tortilla chips

all 4 food groups, takes me about 3 minutes to make, minimal cleanup

oh! and its fucking delicious