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i grew up in OB san diego and have never owned a beach umbrella. maybe i missed something growing up but i never understood why people will go to the beach only to shade themselves from the sun unless you brought your little kid or your dog and need to provide them with some relief. but hell, maybe that IS the point

i grew up in OB san diego and have never owned a beach umbrella. maybe i missed something growing up but i never

everyone likes to be part of the conversation, but the ones who have nothing to say just repeat what was said by the people who do

the world doesnt need parrots anymore, we have voice recorders for that

hell im still waiting for samsung to update my tablet to the lowest version of lollipop let alone its update or anything that will come after

fuckin samsung

how come there havent been any APP, MEDIA or APPAREL DEALS updates all week?

how come there havent been any APP, MEDIA or APPAREL DEALS updates all week?

i hang up pictures of people so disgustingly fat that their bellies are tucked into their sweatpants and then split down into each leg when they hit the crotch

i also have various “inspirational” notes tacked up around my workout area that say things like “your other option is never seeing your dick again and wondering

what? no lasso?

im a renter, so i have to use the above sink kind attached to the end of the faucet

fyi :: most pitcher type filters dont filter out some of the microbes that the faucet filters do

oh come on man... theyre xians. its do as i say, not as i do.

shit, theres so much incest and pedophilia and rape in the bible its retarded. in the bible? must be okay!

does no one learn from the windows/ie antitrust suit

soooo black and white kids cant be siblings? clearly nobody nowadays has ever watched diff’rent strokes

said bigots in training should moved to long island. possible lindenhurst, where theyll be welcomed with open arms

just 27? oddly specific number. you sure we cant make a top 28.75?

seems like you just picked anyone you didnt hate and ended the list there.

most “top #” lists are rounded out to say 10 or 25 or 100. but 27?? what, are you planning on getting them all in a room so you can kill them before the altar of kurt?

man i gotta say ive checked out most of your night time tunes for a long time now and you really have some easy listening tastes in music

when it comes to michael bolton, do you love his music? do you? are you a michael bolton fan? do you celebrate the guys entire catalog?

nor is action comics

im pretty sure batman isnt from marvel comics

i think its bs that companies count lids as half of the items

i think its bs that companies count lids as half of the items

what the fuck did i just watch?

they do exist. go to a sex shop.

theyre just upset that they failed their exams

wiat! they have OVER 5,509 ebooks? thats too good to be true!
now ive known of some places that have 5,509 ebooks, but not OVER 5,509

oddly specific you say? more like barginly specific!

there are some extremely frugal millionaires out there