Into the Spider-Verse is the best standalone superhero movie of all time. It’s funny, emotional, deep, heartbreaking, and absolutely fucking gorgeous to watch. I could watch it ten more times

God, I’m embarrassing. I’m a 50+ man, watching a camera phone video of an audience freaking out and my eyes are welling up.

I hope they dedicate this film to The Brave Mujahideen Fighters of Afghanistan.

Yeah I got mad when he started talking about getting oranges in his Christmas stocking. I was like sweet oranges would not have been around in the 14thC and they were a massive luxury when they first arrived.

He knew what a skunk was! Skunks are a new world species and absolutely not something he would have ever seen in 13th century England.

But where’s my Super Mario Bros. 2 (USA) style? :(

He looks like Chuck Mangione.

Gina Carano can shock my troops whenever she likes. Damn, that’s a whole lotta woman.

When one of my students writes an A paper the first comment it ‘Preetttty Niiiice’

Did you watch the TMNT “Toys that Made Us”? Just a joy. Although seeing how Eastman and Laird’s friendship broke apart was really sad. Kevin Eastman has done a lot of growth since he became a millionaire comics guy in his early 20's (unlike Liefeld who’s still the same guy he was) and I hope for mending in that…

Since this series seems to be adding another loop to the Western/Samurai/Star Wars influence cycle, let’s name the tyke Yojimbo. 

The tiny little cry Baby Yoda lets out while looking at Mando as he’s being taken away hit me right in my soul

He never was much of a role model.

“It’s called a grind, son.”

Dude... just stop... the amount of goal post shifting you’re doing has put them on the freeway next to the stadium while the field is only populated by Strawmen... like that comment is so full of nonsense its not even worth responding too in any serious way.

Fuck Dallas.

YOU’D RATHER GET DRUNK WITH YOUR FRIENDS THAN SEE YOUR BUSINESS BE SUCCESSFUL 

(And the occasional accidental muscle-memory click from former readers.)

No one should ever call John Taffer. For any reason.

Call John Taffer.  He’ll yell at them.