Get over yourself...

Mitchell! Heart’s poundin’ Mitchell! Veins cloggin’ MITCHELL!

You’re fine, Flo. Just remember to tell people to kiss your grits. 

Yes. Retire, you self centered boomer.

Seniors are poised to be the fastest-growing part of the labor market through 2024, and lots are going back to work in hospitality. AARP found seniors are filling half of all new jobs. And fast food joints are especially paying attention.

It should be automatic. All the passengers kind of look at each other and nod, and put the phones away. Guy sitting closest to the bus’ surveillance camera casually points it in another direction. Bus driver locks the doors, turns off the interior lights, and hits the “out of service” light on the bus exterior, and…

He sure is, but because he’s based on a character in a famous film who is more pathetic than punching down. It’s more the joke of the character: not punching down on pathetic and sad folk.

The restaurant really screwed up on this one. It is true that they do not have to comp the drink. The customer also does not have to come back.

Spoken like a bigot thinks the Central Park Five deserved life in prison,whines about “progressive politics”, bitches when anyone is critical of Christianity, will stan for convicted rapists who evade their prison sentences by fleeing to Europe because you like his filmography (https://news.avclub.com/1837995504), and…

Phew! Thought we were in a fix, but I’m relieved to know we can just sit back and be shit bags. Thanks TadBravo!

So Spanfeller and his goons nuked commenting on Deadspin, and from what I’m reading, it seems like a solid chunk of the staff resigned.

- What the Deadspin writers did yesterday is LEGENDARY. It will - quite seriously - be long-remembered in the oral history of the internet. They successfully exposed Jim Spanfeller et al as douchebags across mediums ranging from small podcasts to the CNN homepage. Just unbelievable.

I pay those idiots at the NYT $12.50/month so I can read like 5 articles. I’d gladly pay that $150/year to Deadspin if they were rid of current management. 

I came here to say, if there’s any investors who are either readers, or who are eying this situation, I would totally be down to pay a subscription to Deadspin 2.0 or UnDeadspin. Actual human dollars, and not just ad revenue. And I’d like to think I’m not alone in that thinking, either. Let someone else’s fuck up be…

I’m done. I’ve been reading Deadspin since the days of Leitch and you assholes killed it. Good job Spanfeller. I created this burner account AFTER 14 FUCKING YEARS OF LOYAL READING just so I could tell you to fuck yourself.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Part of me wants to ask “what the fuck makes dudes like this think shit like this is okay?”

The rest of me understands: “Entitlement. Entitlement, and a culture that has been content until just recently to say ‘boys will be boys.’”

Thank god the second part of that appears to be experiencing some pushback, at least.…