Not since the fight with Nate Diaz have we seen such a mick drop.

There is a very thin veneer that exists between civilized society and the howling barbarism of the Fury Road, and that veneer is not dumping food out onto a table in a public restaurant.

She shook her head disgustedly, then proceeded to scoop up the mashed potatoes and toss them off of her plate and onto the table.

Happy Hour margs—-

Last Tango in the Epcot France Pavillion

I return to pouring beverages and go to deliver a beer, which happened to go to the guy who shouted at the woman. I smile at him gratefully and he takes the beer, grins at me and says “can I have some butter?”

I expected this comment. Thank you for not disappointing.

Well yeah, the middle one is bigger than the left and right legs.

I thought he had three different sized legs.

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat…

The truly American thing would be to charge for ketchup but give your richer customers loopholes to pay much less for it.

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

Football Manager is like that but with real life people who never made it as far as in the game. I can mention Mbo Mpenza or Ibrahima Bakayako and ten people will tell me how they were amazing for their team in 97/8.

I always find it weird when people ask questions like “Are the cookies good?"(Subway story)

A few weeks ago, I was in a class for work, and we had a catered in lunch. The girl sitting next to me said, “Oh, I hope they have something gluten free.” I responded with “Oh, you have Celiac disease?” To which she replied, “No, I’m just kindof intolerant. Like if I eat gluten, I get bad heartburn.”

“Oh, they’re a vegetarian, so they won’t eat anything that looks like meat.”

“Do you make your sandwiches with bread?”

You know who else lost a family feud? Odin Lloyd.