I was shit-faced the weekend before I found out I was pregnant. I also had a beer or glass of wine once a week once I was past the halfway mark. My kid is healthy and well-behaved (for a 4 year old...I mean, he’s still a stubborn asshole sometimes...but so are his parents).

It’ll put hair on your fetus.

Almost every woman I know who has had a baby, planned and unplanned, drank and even did drugs and smoked unintentionally during their first few weeks and every single one of them has healthy children who don’t have FAS. It must say something about my friend group, but I seriously can't think of a single person I know…

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? Okay, I’m day drinking today. Whose with me?

I’m in favour of abolishing the draft entirely.

Yeah, I don’t see the problem with this. And it is one of the constant arguments you hear from a certain segment of the population- if women truly want to be equal then they should have to register for the draft. Implying of course that women are the ones who had control over that decision.

I feel like they expect women all over the country to clutch their pearls as they loudly gasp, “No!” and fall upon their fainting couches, when really most people will be like, “Yup, sounds fair, you gonna mail that to me, or. . . ?”

As a woman, it is hard to argue for equality without agreeing that women should have to register. So bring it on. Give us the same rights and requirements as men.

Now that we are “allowed” in combat zones, I agree. Great us as full citizens.

Oh man! I weirdly was never a huge fan of Jackson. But what I loved about that whole storyline is that Sookie’s weight/size was NEVER mentioned. They date, fall in love, get married, have kids, and there is literally never a discussion about her appearance. Pretty revolutionary in its own quiet way.

brother-in-law, sister, daughter, ex-girlfriend. Cut the insufferable lot and pool all the money for Melissa instead.

But can we PLEASE leave out Luke’s awful brother-in-law? I don’t think I can stand one more scene.

I’m sure they’ll work it out. It sounds like a miscommunication.

“She’s really fucking busy” = “We didn’t even try because we can’t fucking afford her.”

As someone who has been called a bitch numerous times by men while committing the unpardonable offense of doing my job, Ms. Autler handled this exactly right. It really gets under their skin when you’re calm or you laugh. I think they expect women to gently weep when called a bitch.

Like Donald trump with Megyn Kelly. Full grown (I say with reserve) men using gendered insults against women who do their job and ask questions any male journalist would. Clearly they must be “bitches.”

Nothing pisses of a chauvinistic asshole more than being held accountable by a woman. “Screw you! I deserve those fucking picture frames!”

I don’t get the sense that it is person/person communicable. Unless you go to zika areas I think you’re fine.

The Olympics does not bode well for the host country anytime.