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Everything here is awful.

LET ME AT EM.

This is awesome. I would totally wanna know if my husband was acting like a douche. I wonder what kind of responses she gets from the women?

A post has been making the Facebook rounds about a woman who sends pictures of her shits to guys who send her dick pics.

This woman is doing god’s work.

Someone on here recently suggested I reply to dick pics with dick pics found on the Internet. I’m dying to try this.

Between her and the shark, this is a fun Friday.

God fucking damn it. Child abuse. Child abuse everywhere.
(It’s been a rough day, y’all. I work in college admissions, and a kid disclosed ongoing physical abuse in his college application essay, and everything is horrible).

Being 14 and sending nudes is very bad. That’s when you sit your kid down, have a talk about how nothing disappears online and that will follow you around, sexual promiscuity, find the root of the problem, take away her phone, get her therapy and then you whip a battery at her head if all that doesn’t work.

I’m pretty sure the official Canadian parental response to a sexting teenager is to sit them down and ask them what Sir Wilfrid Laurier would do. And then maybe forbid them from eating Kraft Dinner and ketchup chips for—oh, at least a week.

That is so beautiful and puts into words exactly what I feel.

usually we just have to face the snowball gauntlet and maybe get our galoshes taken away for a little bit, but nothing so bad as this!

Tears. Actual tears.

This needs to go straight to the top. Heartbreaking, and spot the fuck on.

Now I’m worried everyone will think that hockey stick spankings are just a thing that we do up here. FEAR NOT. It’s mainly just these assholes. Doing what Jesus would do. I assume because they say they are Christian.

This is the only comment necessary. They were convicted of assault because they didn’t spank her, they assaulted her. If they had just spanked her, she wouldn’t have shown up at school the next day with bruises and fucking cuts.

Canadian mother and father who spanked their 14-year-old daughter with a hockey stick

stop.

we don’t spank our kid but, yeah, if you’re bringing objects into it, it’s a whole ‘nother ball game.