This. Adultery is not neccesarily a deal breaker for me, and I’d want to go to counseling and work in why it happened, and see if we could work past it.

I love how molesting a bunch of little girls (mainly his sisters, one of whom was only 5) is not as bad as the cheating. Raise your hand if you’d much, much, rather you found out your spouse cheated on you than sexually abused a number of kids? I might be hurt about cheating, but I could see working past it. I would…

“Let’s all take a moment to give thanks for the greatest holiday gift of all: That you’re not in this situation.”

“Barratry” is the offense of instigating or encouraging groundless litigation. Two observations: First, I never heard the term in three years of law school; second, the attorneys she worked for must have flagrantly abused the system to get busted for Barratry. Then again, if their solution to being charged was to hire…

Each separate part of this story would be weird enough on its own.

May I be of assistance?

May she graduate magnum cum loudly.

I first read that as “funding erection.” Took me a minute to realize my mistake because that made sense too :-)

I’ve gotten the feeling that he doesn’t actually want to be president. Maybe he just needs someone to tell him it’s okay to follow your own dreams.

From “The Office:”

I was told I was “too fat, anyway” at 5 foot 4 and 100 pounds even. To my face. Later, the same guy told someone else he wouldn’t date me because I had “the figure of an 8-year-old boy.” This was after he’d asked me out, naturally. Like at least be consistent!

Attractive?

Is he literally actually asserting that, based in her looks, nobody, male or female, has ever had a crush on or been in a serious relationship with Amy Schumer, the person? I think that could easily be refuted. But In mostly wish JLaw would shoot him through the eye with a flaming arrow. It would only help his…

“Ur so hott Will u go out w me”

So when we were coming out of that movie, my wife asked me if I thought Amy Schumer was attractive. I said “Absolutely, but I couldn’t date her because she’d break my heart. I’d totally fall for her because of her sense of humor and because she’s sexy and all but then she’d probably just bang me a few times then blow…

Somehow guys believe you’d possibly want to go out with them after they insulted you or something you care about. And then they insult your looks when they get shot down. So charming (not).

“not grade-A or even B-plus material, certainly by my standards as well as those of any moderately attractive, fair-minded youngish heterosexual dude who’s feeling hormonal or what-have-you.”

Here, for your viewing pleasure, is a photo of Jeffrey Wells. Straight men are so delusional.

there’s no way she’d be an object of heated romantic interest in the real world