This is amazing. Did she ever tell him?

^ the definition of friendship.

I love this.

I have a friend (really) who did 90 days in a Federal camp last year. She told her boyfriend that she was coming out on a Wednesday. She had me pick her up on Tuesday, take her to get her hair colored, eyebrows waxed, a facial and Botox. We stayed in a hotel near the camp that night. The next day she changed back into…

$10,679

No, you’re fine as long as you don’t rinse it off.

I could not possibly have sex to the music of an actual baby. WAY too disturbing.

i was a C-Section so mine was more like this

Oh, wow, yeah, that is super vaginal.

this is actually pretty similar to how I came out of the womb

Don’t forget for places, “childhood bedroom.”

that's how she's trailblazing. She didn't demand they photoshop it out.

Is that a mole or did she sit on something? I’d be all THANKS, HARPER’S BAZAAR, FOR SHOWING THE WORLD MY BUTT MOLE.

That outfit...

They might have Photoshopped out the g-string, but at least they left that freckle/ mole on her bum.

Omg kate’s hair deserves to be tagged as a separate entity. So volume. Much envy. I just finished cleaning the bathroom and my hair is piled up on my head in a sad forlorn bun.

You know, for some reason it really grinds my gears when a woman says “suck my dick” why can’t we make our vaginas powerful in that way? Next time someone pisses me off, I’m going to empower my vagina and proclaim “munch my vulva!” yeah, that’s what I’m going to do.

I’m not a Kris Jenner fan, but holy crap GAAAAAH having a creepy stranger in my house is my nightmare (literally.) I’d fire my security team too.

the guy that wears a black wool trench coat in 90 degree weather and insists he’s a motivational speaker.

Wait. What? How old are you?