It’s not really the converse of victim-blaming, but plain ol’ misogyny is the reason that women’s accounts of their own experiences aren’t believed if they conflict with men’s accounts of those experiences.

Why can’t the nerds fuck after seeing Star War

I think nerds and STEM grads who like the show do it because it gives them a certain comfort because, hey, at least they are way more functional that those nitwits.

He looks so vulnerable.

No joke, my step daughter had me buy Donald Trump piñatas for her quinceanera and everybody had a blast bludgeoning it with passion

You could have a party, and call it La Fiesta de Trumpiñata, and it’d be HUUUUGE.

Trump is like a sentient Onion article that doesn’t realize it was born in satire.

Fucking monster. Half of the time any woman in my family gets on the freeway she’s trying to plot for her fucking IBS AND I AM INCLUDED IN THIS “honey can we not make that last pit stop i’m feeling THE PAIN”

Why a goddamn freeway of all places? According to the Chronicle, Valladares said it was one of his boo’s favorite spots.

From the Houston Press:

One Direction, a dissolving boy band that will soon fade into nothing more than a bittersweet memory

I would totally purchase a headstone that read: “Here lies a thin cardboard box of urine and blood soaked diapers and maxi pads, courtesy of the State of Ohio. May it rest in peace inches from your loved ones.”

Even if they make me take the fetus to a taxidermist and get it stuffed to put on my mantle, I’m still not carrying it to term.

God: the biggest abortion provider in human history and yet they still worship at his feet.

I’ve had two miscarriages. One at 6 weeks, one at between 9 and 10. There was nothing to bury. It was essentially the heaviest, most painful periods you can imagine. I’m not cremating or burying what amounts to a large blood clot. Fuck these people. Fuck em right in the eye.

Only a viking burial will do for my aborted fetus material, thanks.

This is such horseshit. When a person dies, the options are burial, cremation, or donation. There is nothing wrong with donating tissue.

And the men responsible for their part in conception?

This was my first thought.