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WHITE PEOPLE NOT HAVING LITERALLY EVERYTHING ALWAYS IS RACIST

I saw the greatest meme the other day (and of course I can’t find it now); it had a picture of a bunch of white people and the text was something along the lines of, “White People: So privileged even basic equality seems like discrimination.” I lolled so hard, and then I cried. Because it’s just so true.

People seem about as determined to hoard their privilege as they are to hoard all the guns.

fuck man, i never thought i’d defend wal-mart and/or one of its entities, but here i am

Ah yes, because white men deserve everything and thus other races and genders succeeding is taking away what they’re entitled to.

haha how did you get that photo of us

How I picture Ellie and Joanna

This dumb argument again. Pregnancy is a form of organ donation. Just as you have every right to refuse to hand over your kidney to your child even if it means their death, a person has the right to refuse to the use of their uterus and blood to their child as well.

I get to leave my husband in bed, home from his university job, for two weeks as I sludge off to work, and then come home to him, still in his PJs, playing the video games I got him for Christmas.

If anyone ever told you that the left is easy to take offense, please take note of the thousands of offenses which the political right believe absolutely require governmental intervention. Count the thousands of times you didn’t see a gay relationship on TV—for fear it might offend someone—even though at least 10% of

No one. No one is banning Christmas. But if I am to believe my aunt who has a FB fit about this every damn year, it’s the people who have the audacity to say “Happy Holidays” who have sinister motives to take Christmas from their cold dead hands.

He’s afraid of a lot of people. This is the same shitstain who introduced a bill that would require the father’s permission before an abortion.

A student who accepts a scholarship doesn’t automatically sign away their Constitutional rights.

No, you are getting free college because you are GOOD at football. Quid-pro-quo conditions of performance would be called a “wage” in the parlance of our times, and of course we can’t have that.

Now, Rep. Brattin is trying to rein in the athletes’ power.

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Wait... in order for him to do that don’t they need to be, you know...

In addition to being an obvious violation of the first amendment this also reminds me of how important I think it is for student athletes to have a union. I am a huge college football fan (Roll tide) but it seems so obvious to me that college football should become a minor league for football, and the players should

YUCK.
The best response bill = one that eliminates non-profit status for any religious organization that:

The U.S. healthcare system