What's the point of trying to convince couples to marry when they're not ready? That is gross and I don't blame you for getting tired.

Someone I work with is like this. We once had a conversation in which he learned that I’m unmarried, and he grilled me for a solid twenty minutes about why my boyfriend and I aren’t hitched. “We don’t want to right now” was not a satisfactory response. This guy prides himself on “convincing couples to marry”. It was a…

it became a legal issue... This person marries this person, now the lawyers are worried about what happens if that marriage doesn’t work out. ‘They met on your website, so you’re responsible.’ And I’m like, this is ridiculous. It bothered me.”

Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? This is so gross. I hate public proposals as it is, but this...this is like, a whole new level of unwanted external pressure. What makes people think they have the right to butt in people’s lives like that?

None of them should be on TV anymore.

I like this classification system of cannibalism, PG-13 Cannibalism, Network Television cannibalism (best kind IMO) Cable cannibalism, R Cannibalism.

“Weird how nobody’s in the mood for a little light gnawing of human flesh in mid-December?”

guys i figured out who biebs is straddling

Of course he wasn’t straddling her. She was straddling him.

On a side note, this is exactly why abortion needs to be legal. Women used to die from child birth all the time and people are forgetting that. It’s a major medical event. I hate when people make flippant remarks about “why can’t the woman just stick it out for nine months and let the baby be born?” Because its not…

This woman, for whatever reason, thought that her best option was to stick a coat hanger into her vagina and hope it caused a miscarriage. This is why we need good sex ed in high schools. This is why we need to fund Planned Parenthood. This is why abortions should be state supported.

Please keep doing that. Smile, say hello, ask how they are doing... As a Muslim woman I can tell you we appreciate that act more than you know. I’ve only had a few instances of someone saying something nasty to me in public but lately what I notice more is people looking away. They pull away and look away and the vibe…

Nope.

Is there a Who Can Be The Worst contest going on that nobody told me about? It would explain sooo much.

This is so goddamned depressing. We have a large Islamic community in my city, and lately I’ve been trying to give every person who wears hijab an extra large smile when I pass them. It’s probably silly, but it’s one of the only things I feel that I can do (besides donating to the Dems).

The teacher said she knew her joke went too far,

Did you ever know that you're my hero

I don’t have a single story. I am living vicariously through all of you however.

You had me at “Gender Studies 101 AND 102”.

This story has never been said aloud or written.