Awww, is the poor little rapist saaad because his life over before he turns thirty?

rarely do i take pleasure in someone else’s visible suffering, but this piece of fucking basura deserves everything coming to him. just can’t believe the outcome; a former white cop, an all-white jury, and (as you say) the brave women who are the most vulnerable in our society did not inspire confidence in our fucked…

Fucker got the birthday gift he deserved. I honestly thought he’d get away with it. Justice prevailed for these women, and I hope that the judge throws the book at him and he never sees the outside of a prison again.

Watching that monster cry and shake was the closest thing to any kind of justice I’ve felt in a long while. Fuck him and may the brave women who shared their stories find peace.

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

I don’t know if this is the place for this (read: it probably isn’t)

Few can resist the vaginal gravity well. That’s why women should avoid congregating; it could create a world-destroying uterine singularity.

You were walking around without pants and she didn’t have pants on. You trip and fall into her vagina with your penis fitting perfectly. Really?

Dr. Cox: “Look... First of all, it’s not like you tripped and fell into her... and then out of her... and then into her... again.”

I think it’s more like:

“I get so enraged when my DOCTOR, who thinks he’s SO SMART, tells me “Topher, quit drinking bleach - it’s not good for you and you’ll die.” Well, I proved him wrong! I drink bleach EVERY DAY and I’m healthy AS A MULE.

This reminds me, I’m terrified that some of my relatives will be sort of racist this holiday season

But remember, Ted Cruz, who we know for a fact totally was not born in the US of A is still totally qualified to be president.

It’s true. I just watched a documentary about the Illuminati so I know things.

Goddammit I HATE it when EXPERTS and PEOPLE WHO KNOW STUFF AND THINGS try to tell me that having a racist, bigoted, misogynistic melted creamsicle running the country like it’s a E! reality show is PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA!!1! I want someone as dumb and narrow minded as I am armed with nuclear codes to run this…

Yeah. I want my president to be better than I am. Because I’m a super-flawed person who should never be put in control of anything too important because absent a supervisor I will just spend my time fucking around rather than getting work done.

What she really means when she says he isn’t a liar is that he echoes her own world views. He gives her permission to hate people.

I do have to commend Trump for actually coming out and saying these racist things. Most republicans speak in code (ghetto, urban, etc.), so you have to think about it for a bit before you realize that most of them are racist. That’s probably why he’s doing so good in the polls. His followers don’t have to think about…

I’ve never understood people who want their elected leaders to be as dumb as they are.

Kristen Wiig is funny but she doesn’t get enough credit for her dramatic range.