Stupid hipsters and their trendy missing limbs.

I'll just say that if you've never seen a 2-3 year old spontaneously lift up or take off their shirt or dress apropos of nothing, then you have never seen a 2-3 year old.

I forgot there was any other way to pee except with an audience.

and then there's a post credit scene where they meet up with Andy and Red from The Shawshank Redemption and all open a ramshackle B and B together.

This happened in a trailer? The hell you say!

it's one of my favourite movies ever but part of me will always wish that Thelma & Louise had ended with them doing wheelies and blowing raspberries at the police as they drove merrily over the border to Mexico.

Shelby couldn't face the responsibilities and guilt at being a failure as house cat. Announcing that she was "going to go get a pack of cigarettes", she set out to free Paula of her presence hoping she'd learn to forget her and move forward happier without her.

quick, someone get a clip of Bernadette Peters saying "SOME of us don't like the way you've been TELLING IT" because this is bull to the power of shit.

Thank you! Finally, some sanity.

I suppose this could work if you are eating a cake covered in fondant *shivers*.

Blasphemy! The correct way to slice a cake is take a corner piece and then push as much of the floral icing as possible onto your place.

maybe marks a real anglophile. i don't judge.

The 90's.

When I got married, I saved so much money because most of my friends are professional assassins, so they volunteered their services to kill the guests as a wedding present. Also I made my own poison crystal necklace from upcycled thrift store jewelry, the DJ had 'The Rains of Castamere' on his iPod shuffle, and the…

In Australia the Police have bears for all patrols; the people are limited to owning hunting bears which have to be kept locked up at a registered club and farmers can keep a few bears for animal control purposes.We don't have as many bear related incidents per capita as some bear armed (see what I did there)…

Here in the UK, not only are civilians barred from owning bears, but even the police don't have them (with the exception of rapid-response bear units). There are severe penalties for being caught with a bear, though there have been some tragic incidences where the police thought the suspect had a bear but it turned…

It gets funnier every time!

I modified the recipe to make a laundry cake. Start with a basket of clean laundry. Dump it out on your bed. Flowers optional. Ta-Da!

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