With this company there aren't many - we are notoriously super nice so we don't get fucked with. Years ago though, I did work with crazy people but mostly they're just rude in the way you would suppose - nasty, entitled etc. People would cut off long dresses and then send them back, things would be dirty, and lots…

I work for a designer that she wears regularly and I can tell you they are some of the most professional people we have ever worked with. We send her pictures of garments or they tell us the type of attire she might be needing, we send her packages with things to try and (unlike most other high profile people)…

Why don't you think you could? I bet you could.

So designers...any chance you'd like to sponsor the wardrobe of some engineer's wife? I can offer you exposure in such fashion destinations as Mackenzie and Fort Nelson BC, Grande Prairie AB, St. George, SC and even Little Rock (which I think makes me practically a Clinton).

Something similar happened to me following my divorce. Thankfully our lawyers worked out an agreement to override the (awful) judge's entirely punitive ruling that I not talk about my own kids publicly or in writing.

But I am still not allowed to acknowledge the existence of a person who fathered my children.

If he…

"I have a feeling Kimye are doing all the *normal couples* things they can while they are in Ireland because they *aren't being mobbed* while doing them."

Dear #NotAllMen,

I like my beer like I like my American shorthairs. Domestic! <3 <3 Team Cat

I took it out because I didn't want to be too rude to you, and I hope our inability to agree on something as important as whether or not lace dresses are popular because of Kate Middleton doesn't stand in the way of our relationship. <3

St. Paul's Letter to the Editor: "I find that kids these days are far too noisy, with their skateboards and their rap music."

I much prefer the reading of St Paul's 3rd letter to his ex wife. "I promise the alimony will be paid by Friday, I'm in with a guy that owes me big, just a few more days is all I ask.'

"A Reading from the Letters of Paul to Omaha's WOWT Weather Authority, now featuring Action Doplar tm"

When I'm asked if I've found Jesus, I reply, "What? Have you lost him AGAIN?"

This weekend it was raining (well it was a holiday weekend) and there is a knock at the door. My wife opens it and there is a guy standing there, soaking wet who says "I am disappointed in the weatherman as he said it would be sunny today, but I have never been disappointed in the Bible" and then proceeds to read from…

Please, tell us more about class, Sparklefarts.

They are too hungry to remember other words. Give them a break.

Whoa when did idiots start making stupid YouTube comments?

I used to be friends with an editor of shows like Joe Millionaire and the Bachelorette. He said they would use crazy editing and splicing to misrepresent what people said. A classic example of his would be when a girl would be asked by an off camera producer if she was in love with the guy. She'd say "Well, we've only…