That's so unAustrayan mate.

Worst. Ever. I used to have a total media blackout for the whole weekend until it aired. People used to turn into assholes who would call me and say “SWEDEN WON ahahaha” like it was a joke. People still give me shit about liking Eurovision, do they so that to you? I say, why rain on someone parade when you can see…

I loooove that song. Love. It was so catchy and understated.

I don’t know!! Oh the excitement. I never watch the semis, because I like to see the acts first in the final. UK will be shit, as always, that’s a given. Australia have entered a boring pop singer, boo. I have the official programme and I looooove reading the mangled English lyrics to the songs! I just love it all.…

Me too me too! And after very many years, I'm back living in a country where I can watch it in real time and VOTE! So exciting :-)

It would be cool if the voting followed the Eurovision score announcement format too. I mean, just to follow the theme!

ONE WEEK UNTIL EUROVISION!!! Less! 6 days, SIX DAYS YOU GUYS!! I am (possibly overly) excited!

Swallowed him? How could she- oh. OH. Okay then. Yes I see your point.

Oh yeah. I’m in 3rd trimester now and quite often in a bit of pain because of this parasites vicious punches to the bladder. I mean, not to MENTION the 6 months of continuous morning sickness. I'm kiiiiinda envious of this woman, in some ways.

THOSE BITCHES.

Moo point! Nice.

That... is an awkward angle her leg is on.

Me Jennings YOU BIG JERK. What a petty asshole.

I’m so sad for that little 6 year old, that must have been so scary. So glad you had positive female role models and people who love you. x

But, but, he has daughters! Therefore he loves women!

Oh definitely. I’m a Labor supporter since the womb, but even so that last Labor government turned me towards to Greens. What a shambles they were. I mean, I think they didn’t have a huge fighting chance because the media were being so poisonous against them, but they were still pretty weak sauce. As many faults as he…

I would read a whole post about wacky hijinks! I hope there's some tomfoolery involved too!

We have tampons that come with applicators, just not all of them. I'm #teamapplicator myself, so I would always search them out.

The government just plain do not respect women, that’s what’s up with this. The PM, Abbott, appointed HIMSELF as Minister for Women. He couldn’t even see how that might not be a good move. A bunch of wankers, basically.

Throw things! Throw ALL of the things! I think you bloody well deserve a tantrum or two. We’ll be here with alcohol and brooms to clean up later.