That is a stealth trick and I love it.

I will definitely join #TeamNoOlives, and if it helps you avoid suicide I will eat the coconut parts of your meals.

Fuck yeah!

I used to work for Defence and acronyms were the bane of my life there. I never understood what anyone was talking about. What does CSA stand for please Jolie? I need to reread this when I get it!

I like to think that the law was enabled after the Dept of Immigration watched Les Miserables.

I've never done any gambling, I'm not cool enough, but I can tell you that Betfair Poker have a FABULOUS twitter account. Or did a year ago when I was still on twitter. Fabulous.

Hey that really is an issue. I'm not poor at all but for 2 months we only had a tiny bar fridge in our rental house, and no car. I had to walk (with my toddler in the pram) to the supermarket every two days for fresh food. I could choose the convenience store 5 min away for overpriced wilted gross stuff, or a 15min…

Accurate.

The most Pinterest-y wedding?? Tell me how many different uses they found for mason jars and burlap!

Classic Stephen.

That's AWFUL.

I have often wondered how those people afford those massive rocks, and have come up with two answers, some of them: credit cards. You hear about people who have massive personal debt, I think it's how they finance lifestyle choices like that. The other: cubic zirconias. I had a friend who had an engagement ring that…

My mum was named for a character, and so was I. It is The Expectation of my family that if I have a girl, she will be named for one of the characters, but all that's left now is Beth and Jo. Obvs Jo is the best, but Josephine is a heck of a name to saddle a person with, and Beth's story is so sad.

Do I recognise the angst of a fellow Amy? I read the book when I was very young, as I was told I was named from it, and was very sad that I was a nasty book-burning Laurie-stealing cow.

#TEAMJO

Yeahhhh I'm thinking he heard the word satire once and doesn't *entirely* know what it means.

I think it feels like it's blown over because we're all waiting for someone in authority to do something, but it doesn't seem like they can because of how long ago it all occurred.

It was totally your mother.

Not stressed out as much as I am fat, nauseous, out of breath, exhausted, and depressed. But sure, yes, that all feels "fine".

Toilet break time.