Lemmings don't have colons??

I'll take two of those. I would even sit through reading a listicle if I had to, to get one.

Damn. I only get icicles. I'm far too prudish in my word associations.

I went on a weeks work experience for her office when I was a painfully dorky 16 year old. I had to go buy lunch for her staff, I dropped someone's watermelon salad in the road and the Scientologists outside the building tried to recruit me. But she was super nice.

That sounds like a very comfy outfit!

We all are, we just don't admit it. I'm wearing one right now.

Only if you tag your partner in the social media post. #thoughtsduringsex

Me too! Tea set for 2nd birthday, play kitchen for second Christmas. No gender stereotyping allowed in my house.

Will watch.

Ha! I like to reply to people using their name, but I saw your name and I had a moment where I thought, not sure if I can just straight out start a comment with the word Dick. So much room for awkwardness and double entendres. This article is excellent, and I really look forward to seeing more from you, Dick. There, I…

My school was full of surfers and sports stars. Anyone even slightly weird, pale, shy, overweight, or poor, was fair game. I remember one girl who was too poor to buy shoes and the teacher bought her some, they made fun of her for YEARS. I wish I could find her now and apologise. Your gum kid sounds like a mix of…

I went to a school where the kids were all assholes. I always wish now that I'd been brave enough to stick up for the kids who were picked on. It is really really lovely to hear that other schools had nice kids in them.

Oh jeez, worst I ever did was only be super nice to a rude customer, instead of my usual extra super nice. I'm a wuss. These stories are very cathartic.

OhPLEASE do a Messed With Food post! Then let us all sit back and watch the crazy commenters burn themselves out with caps lock exhaustion.

The hat will be PERFECT though, right?

That is so gruesome. Are you sure your dentist wasn't just a sadist??

That sounds rough. I hope you can get on top of it! I never regretted having mine fixed up, even though it cost me a bit, and hurt a bit!

Cut out with a scalpel...?? *runs away screaming*

Cut out with a scalpel...?? *runs away screaming*

Hmm I always saw it like that. I'm a girl and I had two male flatmates who LOVED watching SVU and it just creeped me out. They would watch it while sitting there smiling, shaking their heads and saying "Disgusting... That guy is sick..." I don't know why that's nice to watch. It's never been my cup of tea.