DUDE you referenced Terry Pratchett, that practically guarantees you a British visa. Get on over here, I like you already.

Oh wow, our teacher did the same thing, but she had us blow up condoms like balloons! Such an effective lesson.

I like you.

They probably run the classes for free, or very low cost too. I mean, an actual sex ed class would have the cost of a pack of condoms and a box of bananas, so they'd make a saving there at least.

Ha! We didn't even get a banana. Our (female) teacher did get us to blow up condoms like balloons though, and once we were having fun throwing them around the room she then said "So if any guy ever says he can't wear a condom because it won't fit, you now know that isn't true." That really stuck with me.

I... kept mine in the car. Never thought to put it on the keychain. I feel a bit stupid now. Does yours have a cap or something over the glass smashing part?

Do you think she knows that "creature" is a horse?

As much as I can remember anything through the cocktail of dugs I had during labour, I believe this is very accurate.

Please make a movie of your life. I would watch the shit out of this!

You're doing Gods work here, bless you.

And a bindi.

I was going to reply about your comment, but your username totally derailed my train of thought.

Because we like them.

Dude CALLS HIMSELF a bottom feeder, expects you to be interested??

Sounds like a standard Defence policy.

OOH can I have your autograph?

I kind of feel like I'm friends with you and your wife now.

That's my favourite kind of sauce!

Ha! I like her moxie.

I read a tip about searching Pinterest for gift inspiration a while ago. It said to think of an interest or hobby the person likes, and search that plus the word 'gift'. It works so well for inspiration! Now I use Pinterest as a resource like that. You do have to filter the crap, but I'm seeing it as a huge collection…