Same! I also have terrible digestion, so the few times I ate before a run I’ve had to shit on peoples yards behind their bushes :(

Agreed, that wasn’t really my point though. This intermittent fasting isn’t what’s making Jen so “fabulous.” She “looks so good” because she’s a millionaire and has plastic surgery, chefs and personal trainers at her disposal.

I am also someone who reads all things Jennifer Aniston for no good reason, and I always find the articles re: her eating habits so triggering (I know, I know, my fault for reading). She was, like, the ideal body type when I was a teenager, and an impossible shape for me to ever achieve. But I sure as hell tried. I’m…

Yea Conga Rats I suppose.   Their divorce should be hilariously insane.

Oh my gosh. LOL. That column is going to traumatize her son more than the note on the bathroom wall ever could.

“I was just being like, I don’t know, hardcore feminist vibes”

The author of that column is a prime example of why that the ‘dreaded mother-in-law’ stereotype exists.

Yeah, I mean this terrifyingly insane lady wrote a Modern Love column which haunts me to this day.

Agree 100000 percent.

I feel like it might be a symptom of being an asshole.

Modern Love, is noteworthy for its nuance and contemporary understanding of intimacy.

Too late to edit but it's also insulting to lesbians. Too many people think that women are only lesbians because they haven't met the right man. That one day, a magical penis will turn them straight. Which would be laughable if "corrective rape" didn't exist

I’ve...had this friend? I’m so embarrassed now that we were ever “friends.”

This is deeply mean, but I imagine being drunk 24/7 is the only explanation for thinking that burnt sienna shade is a good look. 

I HAVE been Tan Mom...for Halloween 2012.

Gotta build up that material for when he’s subsisting off stand up gigs at bars in Milwaukee and Des Moines for the rest of his life.

WHOA -I didn’t know that there was an updated version of the Malibu Dream House! I was picturing the version I remembered from my childhood in the 1980s.

Yeah, but if you have one dog in your bed, may as well have 7 because what you describe happens to me whether I’m trying to share a queen bed with one greyhound or one chihuahua.  Needless to say that they all now sleep in their own dog beds and I sleep alone.  I love my dogs more than anything except sleep:

Miley reminds me of those people who wear band shirts and stud bracelets but don’t actually know anything about said band or their music.

I logged in to Jezebel today just to point out that Miley’s terrible bangs are clip on. I noticed it in some picture in the news. Yesterdays’ article about her and that blond kid pointed out her terrible hair cut, but it’s not a cut. She didn’t actually cut them and I just really felt strongly that it needed to be…