This is also my movie theater rant.

I learned something today on Facebook: everyone would all have been totally cool with Michelle wearing this because of #liberalprivledge. Who knew?

Same. Welcome to old age!

My brother in law used to comment on local news sites using two accounts. He’d start nasty arguments with himself.

I tried their eyeshadow and mascara and it was complete garbage. Within a few hours, it was gone. Flaked right off.

I tried their eyeshadow and mascara and it was complete garbage. Within a few hours, it was gone. Flaked right off.

He was an off-duty cop. That’s very common here in orlando. Disney hires them in droves.

I’m happy to be an inspiration for something!

I met a man in his 20s on my 42nd birthday. Months of some of the best sex ever followed.

I have to wonder if “having it all” made it harder to seek professional help or confide in friends and family.

Hopefully there is a law in Texas that will hold the father responsible.

Oh man. All the stars for that reference.

I’m also awful in that I first thought “insurance policy.”

OOooh, this will be like looking into my future.

Oh hell no. I’d want the evidence.

I’m ok with the whole “they had a baby,” but “we’re pregnant” has always made me unreasonably annoyed.

If I’ve learned anything in life, it’s that people have difficulty operating outside of their own frame of reference.

I was talking to a man in a bar once, and he invited me to his condo upstairs to see the view.

I’ve explained to my girls many times how easy it is to figure out who you are, where you live, etc, from social media posts.

At some point, mr. Creepy poster will not be satisfied with “harmless” following. It will escalate.

Pro: is a legal adult.