I have had many supernatural experiences, but none of them truly frightening. My scariest experience took place in broad daylight, and involved a creepy man.

Here’s my guess: mom caught dad on all fours in the hall creeping on you girls, so he made up some shit to cover himself, blaming you for some misdeed. Shudder.

As soon as I started reading your story, I knew who it was about. I used to work at the same company, but I didn’t know her.

Douches of a feather...

Maybe that’s why I always pronounced his name in my head as “Douchehamel.”

You say nope, I say young James Spader. Hmm, James did play some great movie douches in the 80s.

You really nailed it. I cannot recall the number of times I was told how mature I was when underage, and being hit oon by full grown men. Or, when being told my age, they get more interested because they didn’t like older girls who had been “all around.”

Moms can have a night out. People make mistakes. When you have multiple things like this, it really paints a picture.

She kind of can’t help it with that bad lip fill.

Her dad is an ambulance chaser, so I’m going with entitled brat that has all the money she’d like without working for any of it. Just a guess.

It’s so ugly, it’s beautiful.

I know it’s wrong in many ways, but I love ridiculously large mansions. I want a house I can get lost in!

Don’t forget her sister Margaret! The Queen is not an only child.

Nope, fillers can be invisible too with the right amount and application.

I was stupid enough to have a relationship with such a man. He’s forever running from his problems, dreaming and longing for escape hatches.

I saw Sonic Youth on the Goo tour, and I suddenly feel very 17 again.

 I’m just sad/frightened that these people are reproducing.

Also works on my ancient samsung galaxy. I only silence one group chat.

Hopefully, they are, but I find holier-than-thou types the least likely to get help.

I think it’s super nasty to do this in interviews when at some point, her kids will read it. Or their friends, friend’s parents.