Not the grossest, but funniest exchange I’ve had:

Random nurse or doc on rounds after I’ve had my second baby comes into the room. Asks if it’s ok to bring in a resident. Sure, ok.

That happened to me. We thought we lost it in the sheets, but it fell out later the next day. Surprise!

I read he had a handgun and was happy that he didn’t have the ability to kill everyone on the playground in seconds. Yeah, I had to find that silver lining.

Oh Joan, I hear ya. Dated a guy that would fuck for hours of you let him. After a while I felt like a blow up doll. Should have reached for a book.

No contradiction. She scowered the Internet for information that supported her views, and only her views.

My baby was hospitalized for three days with rotovirus, before there was a vaccine. It was absolutely terrifying to watch my baby in that crib with tubes going everywhere. I can’t believe a mother would willingly put their child at risk when this and other diseases are so common and easily transmitted.

I’ve lost someone who was never found. It haunts me.

Best description I’ve ever heard!

Art deco?

Then I will consider myself fortunate. I’m a single, working mother and there are lots of wealthy SAHMs at my kid’s schools. Maybe this is all happening and I’m just not hearing the BS, but I do volunteer when I can and I talk to the other moms.

Sounds like the most realistic part! http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/…

Lol, when my kids act up/want to do things and I won’t let them, I tell them that my job is to keep them alive until they’re 18.

Maybe I’m alone, but I only see all that high pressure organic perfection attachment shit on the Internet.

Love it!

That grates me. Just commented on that upthread!

I have a rule that it’s ok to put a giant Eat in your kitchen if you also have a sign that says Shit in your bathroom.

The renovation/rebuilding costs also have to be fake. I saw one house, two story, that was gutted and rebuilt for 100k. I don’t believe it. New plumbing, baths,kitchen, electrical, ac, drywall, instigation, doors, Windows...

I thoughtcommentsers were bring picky/exaggerating, but no, this was painful to watch.

I once saw Whoopi Goldberg walking down the street. No context needed to recognize her! Another time, Mick Jagger, but I only knew it was him because I’d just passed his house. Otherwise, celebrities could be all around and I’d never know.