Wait, what??? I love Dillard's! Now I'm so conflicted.

Is it possible to trademark patterns? If not, why?

It's only been a week? Give a nice dick a chance!

Been there too! Once drunkenly made out/mutually felt up a guy who was very petite. He told my friend we "hooked up" and I was just kind of like "Uh no, but maybe?"

At first glance, I thought she was a chef. Which makes the picture even weirder!

Interesting. I don't live in an area with a lot of history, so there really aren't any "Catholic" areas like you might find up north or in a larger, older city. But since I needed an excuse, I will go out and eat a ton of seafood-only paella this Friday.

Scream hysterically and pretend like it bit you? I'd pay to see someone pull that off.

Their true colors shining through.

I thought that Vatican II changed the "abstinence" from all Fridays to Fridays during Lent? I'm a pescatarian, so it all works for me.

Thank you. I logged in just to see or say something about the greatest shark, LAND SHARK!

Seeing Jon Gosselin on Tinder still beats finding this gem:

I wondered how many "who???" comments I would find in the threads. I have always loved Billy Bragg.

Have you tried B.Tempt'd by Wacoal? I'm an odd size (32DD) and they have a lot of cute, sexy styles in a range of sizes. I usually shop Dillards and Macys for sales, but they are not pricey and last for years. http://btemptd.wacoal-america.com/bras-catalog/

How Soon is Now, or basically any other Smiths song.

Love it. I'm scrambling right now because maybe I'll dress up and I could make this happen.

Mom, you really didn't need to gray your hair to be Lucille.

Yay! It's on Netflix!

Reminds me of My Bodyguard: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt008120…

I was also completely distracted by the appliances.

Not the first time I've heard this story!! At least this one made it out alive.