Oh man, I had an awful childhood, which is why I actually enjoy so many (even mundane) things with my kids. It is like I get to live it right this time.

Not weird. It's like a dream where I'm totally organized and in control of my life.

Then you're going to have an awesome time prepping for your future colonoscopy!! It was a real joy, I tell ya.

See also: my whole family at any gathering.

That's hilarious. Your TMI absolutely gives your "never peed" statement some credibility. I'm glad the mouse was the dealbreaker. Something really extra gross about that. I mean, lizards kind of shrivel up but a mouse would be all bloated and squishy...

And yet, you probably peed in it. Just like I did in every single pool of my childhood. However, our rule is about Fuck Fondue/Sex Slobber.

This is why we have a no-unload rule for our hot tub.

My legs are a mess. Blotchy white and red, pores, some veins. Better than covered in a ton of damage? My fair half of the family has a couple of tanners and they're skin isn't pretty either and they've almost all had skin cancer removed.

Same era, but Florida. I'm so glad (to an extent) that I felt too fat to go to the beach or lay out in my yard like everyone else, year round. I was teased a lot for being so pale. There has been lots of sun cancer in my family, which I've avoided and I look younger to boot!

My mother was 20 when I was born and was awful. My brother was born when she was 40 and she was completely different, giving him a mother totally unlike my experience. He's now 21, she's 61 and isn't elderly and almost dead.

The local news verified that authorities compared tows conducted on other, non-authorized weekends from that location and there was a huge difference. So at the least, he took advantage because there were simply more cars there due to the event. It isn't a stretch to think there was more too it than that.

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Oh yes, God doesn't help those who help themselves. GAG.

No, but I heard she gave a great answer to the guy who walked in on his girlfriend and the dog with a jar of peanut butter.

I saw a Facebook posting yesterday with someone's GoFundMe to help them attain their dream of yoga training school. They just love yoga, need more training, single mom, etc. You know what? Fuck her. I am a single mom of two and I went to graduate school on my own dime, most of which is in federal student loans that I…

I've been using Relash on mine and it is working. Slowly, but working. I also have killer eyelashes.

Did a woman design OBs? Because those things are AMAZING.

That's part of the reason I included my age, because I wondered if it was some kind of generational thing as to what is the "correct" feminism. In my little world, no one rolls their eyes at a SAHM (Ok, they totally would about sex work) or dressing "feminine" but being a feminist seems to be the default. Shit, maybe…

I'm honestly very confused. I'm 40 and was raised to be a feminist. For me, that has always meant that my gender didn't predetermine my career, education or other life choices. It has meant that as a feminist, we should all be working for equality. It has never meant that dressing feminine was bad, that staying at…

And the best/worst part? Someone took that photo for her. It isn't a selfie. Probably her boyfriend who just got off some tirade about all the drunk/incoherent bitches he fucked who cried rape.