But what happened to the dog? I was all against her lights until I heard that part.

To the court I present Sam Kinison, rest his soul.

That is beyond gross. How does one romanticize the Nazi regime?? The era, sure. Europe in that era, absolutely. I hung with the punk rock/new wave kids in HS and there were some of fringe were into that shit. I'll never understand the allure.

But the difference between Helmut and Miley is light years.

Seriously considering making this for my upcoming holiday party.

I don't think anyone is doomed. I was being intentionally flippant/funny with my post, but in all seriousness, I personally don't recommend marrying in early to mid-twenties. I've seen it work and I've seen later marriages fail, so I'm not saying anyone who does it will regret it or that anyone who marries later…

It is a joke. An old one. Your last paragraph shows that you aren't getting it and for some reason are overly angry about it.

1. It was a question, not an assumption.

Of course you can, but I was speaking from personal experience. I learned a lot about myself and life in my 20s and I'm happy I had that time and complete freedom. I wasn't laying down the law on what everyone should do always, just sharing my thoughts.

Yeah, barely. I'm chained to a computer all day and I read it because I am a multi-tasker but I swear they manage to dredge up every horrible story ever. Makes you want to give up on humanity.

True, no HAS to do anything. In my experience and that of many I know (because this is a comment on a blog and not science) I feel like people need some life experience and maturing before they commit themselves to one other person in marriage. I've seen women who committed young and never lived on their own (never…

Isn't this also called the Daily Mail?

So they went to college for their MRS?

I must be seriously old because my first thought was "Oh NO!! You are all much too young! Go out and party more before you make this big commitment!" To me, they all look about 25, which is my book hasn't given you enough time to live an adult life and slut it up.

I still fail to understand the "send money to people who were offended or had their feelings hurt". The bus lady thing boggles my mind. She wasn't needy or suffering. Send her a cheery note or a card!

I wondered if anyone was going to make the comparison. When I found that out I was so disgusted. Power imbalance and never mind she was a child. Barf.

Just came here to say that. We don't have much here, let us keep the sunshine.

I just shared this with my two best friends friends. We love music fests! I'll bring anti bac wipes and a ziplock.

Oh, it does. And it goes beyond "I'm excited" and veers into "I want you to be jealous of my awesome life" territory. She vomits every detail of her life onto us at the office and knows almost nothing about us.

That is one part of it. I work with someone who was married several months ago, gave us a daily countdown to the wedding and manages to still mention it nearly every day. Doesn't matter what the conversation is about, the royal wedding is mentioned. For those of us who don't buy into the competition, it is just a…