they just kind of rest there comfortably. Different styles fit differently so sometimes you get a cut that is going to annoy you all day, or you don't adjust properly coming out of the bathroom and get a front wedgie, but otherwise, all good!

I haven't worn "butt underwear" in 20 years. I love thongs! I hate VPL and undies climbing up into my crack, with way more fabric than my crack can hold. However, I do not sleep in them which I've read is just asking for it! It being an infection.

A friend's daughter's summer program/pre-school did something like this. They showed them a video about school invasions on the last day of summer camp. So her daughter came home terrified of bad guys coming to school to kill them. Awesome.

I knew that came from an old story I read, but I couldn't remember the band!

Oh, I didn't think about furniture being white to ensure there is no existing funk. That kind of makes sense. And she doesn't give a flip about her baby or entourage destroying it. She'll be gone in two days!

Ah yes, I remember the "red ones will kill you" era. And you are right about the color scheme. Those were the predominant colors of the late 70s/early 80s. We had brown carpet, wood paneling, "picture of wood" kitchen cabinets and counters, harvest gold or avocado green appliances...we were all an autumn.

I thought the weird rider items were to make sure they were paying attention to the details? Like no light brown MnMs? Wait, they existed right? I'm not having revisionist memories?

"You came with nothing; you will leave with nothing." Did Jennifer also say "I saw you (and him) walking in the rain"?

Oh man, I really need to film my bunny stealing the giant dog bed. He hops over and they run like their butts are on fire.

I worked for a woman who told me that I probably couldn't do my job since I had a baby and no support at home (husband was deployed) so perhaps I shouldn't come back from maternity leave?

Follow me on Twitter or I'll kill my dog! OMG, wasn't that one hilarious too?

I love Martha. While the overall lifestyle is bonkers, it is easy to take bits and pieces. I have never followed a recipe that didn't turn out delicious and thanks to her tips, my cakes never ever break when I take them out of the pan. Also, I cannot express my love for the Halloween edition enough. Thanks Martha!

Interesting. Dunkin Donuts give me heartburn, but other donuts do not. So many gross weird things in our food!

Am I the only one who thinks Oreos are boring and nearly tasteless? Even the double stuff? For boxed snacks, I'd take a Little Debbie any day.

All I thought of was a kid's lunch. Can't take a knife, likes slices.

I congratulate you too!!! But I'm not surprised about the compliments. Not at all.

I didn't really read your post correctly...now I see what you are saying and I agree.

Because everyone wants to be skinny and/or ripped! She's achieved the MOST important thing ever!!!

I'm confused on one point. What did this product do that made one woman's hair "dull, fragile and short" nearly two years later? Wouldn't her hair break off and she'd just grow it out? Sucks, but I've been there.

In the customers' defense, keratin treatments smooth the hair by coating it, they don't straighten it by chemically altering the structure of the hair. So, it would eventually just wear off leaving your natural hair instead of being something that would need to grow out, a la a relaxer or perm. I used to straighten…